Just for Laugh - Malaysian Ah Beng

Like usual, copy & paste from my email..
Now presenting Ah Beng & his story!!!

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Unhappy Day :-(

Salam...

This morning around 10am I receive 1 mail, which the content I really don't like. Because this mail, my day un happy...

p/s : Wan & Janice, start on Monday ( 28^th Feb) , all incoming P/O from my customer… you have to acknowledge by return email to them and issue S/O. What ever not undertand or clear, pls ask Joselyn or me. All email to me…either of you need to reply. I’ll stop replying email on Monday onward…unless it’s a technical advice or quality matter only I reply. I also will ask Yap .. any incoming call for me.. will directly transfer to both of you.

Yes, before this I agree to help ur marketing cood to follow up ur thing during ur maternity leave, but now u already ask me to follow up??? It's really unfair. So, what ur queen do if I already take all her jobs? hello, This is not our agreement before. OK!!. That day already agreed that I just follow up ur thing when you already go to maternity leave & ur queen not around. But now??? You have 2 month time before deliver & during your maternity leave, you also have ur marketing cood to do, but why me???? I think I know coz a someone said that I'M VERY FREE.. Hari2 balik awal.. Go to hell la with you..

My capacity already full with costing, purchasing & planning jobs. Now, you want me to do sales cood jobs without see my capacity. hahah... very good la you.. I don't want to stay in Office until 7-8pm just to settle your work. My priority is costing & purchasing. So, don't blame me if yours not settled in short leadtime.

So, we see what happen on Monday. Whether I can do or not. To be frank, I not so interested with marketing Dept. All of them only know to take advantage of another..

*Tomorrow, we're going to Maher Zain Concert.. Hahaha, Ticket already buy last year.. Specially for Kila which very interested with MAHER ZAIN since last year... So, enjoy ur day..

**On 5 & 12 March, I've training for Purchasing Course.. This training on Saturday, 9-5pm... TAK SUKA2.. my sleeping time... huhuhu

Family Gathering Part 2

Salam...

Seperti yang dijanjikan, family gathering yang ke-2 bagi penghuni KL berlangsung dengan jayanya di Kota Kemuning pada hari ahad, 20/2/2011...
Kehadiran seperti yang dijangka...

saksikan!!!

Tamu jauh yang tak disangka2 nak datang... Nak datang tengok CUCU saudara kat Putrajaya.. Canggih la cumie, dah ada cucu.. wakakaka.

Antara hidangan yang ada....

My tomyam.. Dah lama tak masak tomyam nih, gathering punya pasal I sanggup masak.. Kak ti U mesti jeles tak leh makan tomyam I yang super sedap.. heheh

Istimewa dari air tangan bonda... Keladi masak lemak udang.. nyum nyum.. sedap...

Ada gmbr budak2 je la.. tak dan I nak snap gmbr.. maklum la dok dalam umah masing2 tak bertudung.. hehehe

Yaya....

Imani yang makin tembam.. Tengok muka je terus nangis...

Amir, budak takde gigi... :-)

apa yang diborak tak tau la...hmm

Habis untuk gathering ke-2.. Tgu gathering ke-3 lak.. Plan nak wat minggu depan kat Bangi tapi Ain plak ada hal.. Kena postpone la nmpk gayanyer...

OK. Jumpa lagi dekat n3 Family Gathering Part 3.

Family Gathering - Part 1

Salam...

Dah lama dah tak letak n3 baru dalam blog ni... last n3 on 31st Jan...

Ini adalah pertemuan ahli keluarga Allahyarham Hj Wan Omar yang berada sekitar Kuala Lumpur.. Kira ni adalah Family gathering yang pertama bagi anak2 Allayarham yang tinggal di sini. Kecuali A din yang takde atas sebab2 yang tak dapat dielak... Mintak maaf banyak2 sebab saya tersalah hantar mesej kat no lama dia.. tak perasan langsung.. maybe bukan rezeki a din untuk joint kitorang malam tu...

Gathering ni telah berlangsung dengan jayanya bertempat di RNR Kinrara @ Awan Besar pada hari Ahad, 13 Feb 2011.. Awan Besar jadi pilihan sebab kedudukannya ditengah2 antara Bangi, Kota Kemuning, Bukit Subang & Damansara Damai...

Sayang sekali tak banyak gambar yang ada..

Saksikan!!!

Seperti biasa, klu ada gathering mcm ni, mesti ada yang sambut Birthday... Kali in Birthday Papa Ayish & cousin Ayish, Alea... Ayish wakil papa dia untuk potong kek ngan Alea...















Main course is Satay... Tp ada jugak yang makan nasi goreng & Char Kue Tiew...






























Antara mereka yang hadir.. A lan hanya datang berempat sahaja. Kak ni tak dapat ikut sebab Along Zafran pergi ceramah Maulidur Rasul...















Kak Cik bad mood malam tu.. Susah nak amik gambar dia...













































Makan sudah.. Dan sebelum balik ada amik gambar tp tak banyak... Setakat 2-3 keping jer...















Pengantin baru, Yo n Aini antara yang diundang... Sempat la candid gambar depa ngan ma...















Kek pun tinggal dulang jer.. Nyum2...

Sekian dulu dari saya... Nanti kan foto2 dari Family Gathering Part 2 yang diadakan di Kota Kemuning pada 20/2/2011... InshaALLAH akan diuploadkan secepat mungkin... Ada tamu dari jauh lagi.. haha.. Siapa??? Jawapannya di n3 Family Gathering Part 2...